谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第三季 第三集
翻译：古镇少年
这是里士满街6151号吗?
Is this 6151 Richmond Street?
妈 怎么了?
Ma, what's the matter?
桃乐茜 谢天谢地是你
Dorothy, thank God it's you.
我在商场把眼镜摔坏了 什么都看不见
I broke my glasses at the mall and I can't see a thing.
我花了六个小时才找到回家的路
It took it took me six hours to find my way home.
妈 如果你看不见
Ma, if you couldn't see,
为什么不打电话给我 我去接你啊
why didn't you call me to come get you?
我试过了 但每次我投币拨号
I tried to, but every time I put in a dime and dialed,
就会弹出一个安全套
a condom popped out.
我口袋里有五个
I got five in my pocket.
给 桃乐茜
Here, Dorothy.
够使一辈子
A lifetime supply.
桃乐茜 哪条项链配这条裙子
Dorothy, which one of these necklaces
更好看
looks better with this dress?
这条金项链还是珍珠项链?
This gold chain or the pearls?
它们看起来都不错 布兰琪
They both look nice, Blanche.
我不确定珍珠是否合适
I'm not sure about the pearls.
我低胸礼服露出的丰满乳沟
Do pearls nestled in the ample cleavage
如果戴珍珠的话
revealed by my low-cut gown somehow might suggest
会不会显得我很廉价 很好得手
I'm nothing but a cheap, easy, good time?
可能会
They might.
行了
That settles it.
就珍珠了
Pearls it is.
布兰琪 你看起来棒极了
Blanche, you look terrific.
你看起来好像瘦了15磅
You look like you lost 15 pounds.
谢谢你 索菲亚
Thank you, Sophia.
哦 那是你的大腿
Oh, that's your thigh.
我还以为是沙发的一角呢
I thought it was part of the couch.
布兰琪 记住 肉汁不是饮料
Blanche, try to remember, gravy isn't a beverage.
布兰琪 她眼镜碎了
Blanche, Ma broke her glasses.
她什么都看不见
She can't see a thing.
嗨 萝丝
Hi, Rose.
嗨 萝丝
- Hi, Rose.
怎么了 亲爱的 出什么事了
What's the matter, honey? Something wrong?
没有 噢还真有件事
Yes no.
但是也说不上什么大事
Well, I guess yes and no.
亲爱的 怎么了
Honey, what is it?
今天早上我发现
I found out this morning
我又要当妈妈了
I'm gonna be a mother again.
我们已经讨论过上百次了
We've been over this a hundred times.
用商场厕所是不会怀孕的
You cannot get pregnant using the toilet at the mall.
我打赌是个男孩
I bet it's a boy.
你肚子太大了
You're carrying really high in the front.
不是我生小孩
I'm not having a baby.
我要有个孩子了
I'm getting a baby.
我收到一封电报 说我舅舅辛格布洛特去世了
I got a telegram that my Uncle Hingeblotter
把他孩子的监护权留给了我
had passed away and left me custody of his baby.
我的天
Oh, my God.
你打算怎么办
What are you gonna do?
我不知道
I'm not sure.
我一直梦想有机会重新做母亲
I've always dreamed of the chance to be a mother again,
但这是一项重大责任
but it's a big responsibility.
当然了
Oh, it sure is.
我不确定我这个年纪还能不能再养一个孩子
I'm not sure I could raise another baby at my age,
而且我比你年轻多了
and I'm far younger than you.
还漂亮
And prettier.
虽然漂亮与此无关 但我就是好看啊
Not that prettier has anything to do with it, but I just am.
萝丝 我要坦白一件事
You know, Rose, I have a confession to make.
我一直梦想有机会再养一个孩子
I have always dreamed of the chance to raise another baby.
桃乐茜 如果你幸运的话 也许有一天
Well, Dorothy, if you're lucky, maybe someday
你的一个叔叔会去世
one of your uncles will drop dead.
我的意思是 萝丝 如果你决定抚养这个孩子
What I mean, Rose, is that if you decide to raise this child,
我愿意帮助你
I think I'd like to help you.
真的吗
Really?
等等 如果你们都想抚养这个孩子
Wait a minute, if you both want to raise this child,
我也会考虑的
while, I might even consider it myself.
但你说过你不想再当母亲了
But you said you didn't want to be a mother again.
我指的是我自己养那肯定不行
But I meant by myself.
只要你们都在身边帮忙换尿布
As long as you all are around to change its diapers
帮他清理呕吐物和把尿
and clean up when it spits up and pees,
我就想再当一次妈
I'd love to be a mother again.
你们确定要这么做吗?
Are you girls sure you wanna do this?
我知道这会有很多工作要做
Look, I know it's gonna be a lot of work,
但是 在家里听到婴儿的笑声还是很棒的
but oh, it'd be worth it to hear a baby's laugh around the house.
那我们就这么干
Oh, come on, let's do it.
你说呢 妈妈
What do you say, Ma?
我有什么选择?
What choice do I have?
如果我拒绝 我就会被赶到
If I say no, I'll be back at the home building log cabins
冰棍建的破木屋了
out of popsicle sticks.
那就这么定了
Then it's settled.
我会打电话给律师 让他把孩子带来
I'll call the lawyer and tell him to bring the baby.
他有说是男孩还是女孩吗?
Did he say if it's a boy or a girl?
他没有说 但肯定是其中之一啦
He didn't say, but it must be one or the other.
你又看PBS了 萝丝
You been watching PBS again, Rose?
桃乐茜
Dorothy?
我要回卧室了
Dorothy, I'm going to my bedroom.
我想躺一会儿
I want to lie down for a while.
妈?
Ma?
桃乐茜 谁把别克停在我卧室里了?
Dorothy, who the hell parked a Buick in my bedroom?
索菲娅
Sophia!
萝丝 你在卫生间里干什么?
Rose, what are you doing in the bathroom?
妈 这是厨房
Ma, this is the kitchen.
噢 如果这是厨房
Oh, boy, if this is the kitchen,
那我就是在马桶里煮鸡蛋呢
I'm poaching an egg in the toilet.
桃乐茜 看我找到的这张老照片
Dorothy, look at this old picture I found.
这是我15岁的样子 站在我叔叔旁边
That's me at 15, standing next to my Uncle Hingeblotter.
另一个人是谁
Who's the other guy?
那是我叔叔同父异母的弟弟 墨染布洛特
That's my uncle's half-brother: Inkeblotter.
姐妹们 我们有大麻烦了
Oh, girls, we have a big problem.
-怎么了 布兰琪?
What is it, Blanche?
-我们都是女人
- Well, we're all women.
不是吧
- No.
当然是了 桃乐茜
- Sure we are, Dorothy.
噢闭嘴吧
- Oh, shut up.
我在读斯波克关于婴儿护理的书
I'm reading the Spock book on baby care,
他说在孩子成长的岁月里
and he says it's important for a child to
有一个男性榜样很重要
have a male role model during its formative years.
我们该怎么办
What are we gonna do?
我们戴上洋基的帽子 喝完啤酒就挠屁股
We'll wear Yankee caps and scratch our behinds after every beer.
布兰琪 我们没什么好担心的
Oh, Blanche, we don't have anything to worry about.
如果我们给予孩子爱、关注和理解
If we give that baby love and attention and understanding,
孩子一样会很好的
it'll turn out fine.
那真的很好
That's beautiful.
再说了 斯波克又不懂怎么养孩子
Besides, what does Spock know about raising babies?
在瓦肯星 所有孩子都是豆荚里蹦出来的
On Vulcan, all the kids are born in pods.
萝丝 我知道这可能性不大 但是
Rose, I know this is a long shot, but,
你在60年代嗑药嗑得多吗
did you take much acid during the '60s?
-萝丝·尼伦德在吗?
- Is, uh, Rose Nylund here? -
我就是
I'm Rose Nylund.
我是切斯特·t·麦克雷尼
Well, I'm Chester T.McRainey,
你已故的辛格洛特叔叔的法律顾问
legal counsel to your late Uncle Hingeblotter.
我们一直在等你
Oh, we've been waiting for you.
-你把孩子带来了吗?-他来了
Did you bring the baby? - I brought him.
你们听到了吗 是男孩
- Him, did you hear that, girls?
他长得像我吗？
Does he look anything like me?
你自己判断吧
Uh, well judge for yourself.
来吧
Come on, Baby.
来吧
Come on, Baby.
可能眼周那点皱纹有点像
Well, uh, maybe just a little around the eyes.
这到底是怎么回事?
What in hell is going on here?
这是猪宝贝
This is Baby.
五次获得明尼苏达博览会的蓝带冠军
Five-time blue ribbon winner at the Minnesota State Fair.
这头可爱的小猪是你叔叔的骄傲
This sweet little thing was your uncle's pride and joy.
我的天
Oh, my God.
这是我见过的最可爱的宝宝
That's the cutest baby I've ever seen.
妈 这是猪啊
Ma, it's a pig!
刚把你从医院抱回家那会
You were no great looker when I brought
你长得也不好看啊
you home from the hospital.
我还是爱你啊
I loved you anyway.
他确实很可爱
Well, he sure is cute.
进来吧 猪宝贝
Come here, Baby.
我从小就没养过猪当宠物了
Oh, I haven't had a pig as a pet since I was a little girl.
算了吧
Just forget that.
这畜生赶紧离开我的房子
I want that filthy beast out of my house now.
好吧 你表哥甘瑟会很乐意收养他的
Fine, your cousin Gunther will be happy to take Baby,
以及随之而来的10万美元
as well as the $100,000 that comes along with him.
你说什么?
I beg your pardon?
布洛特叔叔是个非常富有的人
Uncle Hingeblotter was a very rich man.
他非常爱这头猪
And he loved this pig dearly.
所以他留了十万美元
That's why he left you $100,000 to make sure
以确保猪宝贝能得到很好的照顾
Baby would be well taken care of.
我愿意免费照顾他
Well, I'd take care of him for free.
闭嘴萝丝
Oh, shut up, Rose.
萝丝要照顾这头猪多久
How long does Rose have to take care of this pig
才能拿到钱?
before she gets the money?
只要他还活着
Well, as long as he lives.
噢算了吧
Oh, forget it.
我会和你们俩分这笔钱
I'd split the money with you girls.
那成
Forget it.
-猪能活多久? - 25年
- How long does a pig live? - 25 years.
算了吧还是
Forget it.
这头猪多大了?
How old is this pig?
29了
Twenty-nine.
猪宝贝 欢迎啊
Welcome, Baby!
桃乐茜
Hi, Dorothy.
嗨妈
Hi, Ma.
桃乐茜 你是怎么弄出这动静的
Dorothy, how do you make your voice do that?
亲爱的 我给你配了新眼镜
Here, honey, I picked up your new glasses.
噢 谢天谢地
Oh, thank God.
我能看见了
Now I can see.
等下
Wait a minute.
这也不行啊
These are no good.
度数错了?
The wrong prescription?
不，镜框不对
No, the wrong frames.
我特别要的是烟熏绿
I specifically asked for old lady smoky green.
这是纯黑的
These are black.
我看起来像巴迪·霍利
I look like Buddy Holly.
上世纪50年代摇滚音乐人 戴黑框眼镜
你在这啊
There you are.
在我打你的小屁股之前
You get in the kitchen and eat your slop before
你赶紧去厨房吃你的泔水
I spank that little pink fanny.
好吧我这就去
All right, I'm going.
我去了
I'm going.
抱歉 他们以前在家里叫我们吃饭
Oh, sorry, that's the way they used to call us
就是这么叫的
for dinner at the home.
走啊宝贝
Go on, Baby, go on.
走
Go on.
萝丝，我们不是说好了让那头猪
Rose, I thought we decided that that pig was gonna
待在后面的猪圈里吗
stay in the pen out back.
他不喜欢那里
He didn't like it there.
太封闭了
It was too confining.
猪宝贝有个自由的灵魂
Oh, but Baby's a free spirit.
想要流浪
A wanderer.
叛逆
A rebel.
在很多方面都让我想起吉米·迪恩
You know, in a lot of ways he reminds me of Jimmy Dean.
上世纪50年代艺人&企业家 开办了生猪屠宰厂
是指那个演员还是产的香肠啊？
The actor or the sausage?
桃乐茜 我在想 这太棒了
You know, Dorothy, I was thinking, how wonderful it is
有只猪住在这里多好啊
to have a pig living here.
今天早上 我在被子里暖洋洋地躺着
This morning I was all snugly warm under the covers
睁开眼睛 发现猪宝贝
and I opened my eyes and there was Baby,
在床脚熟睡 像个可爱的天使
fast asleep at the foot of the bed, like a sweet angel.
真好啊
That is sweet.
萝丝 你觉得猪还要多久才会死?
Rose, how long do you think it'll be before the pig is dead? -
-猪宝贝做错什么了吗? -不 不是
Did Baby do something wrong? - No, no.
除了它打嗝的时候
Not unless you count that when he burps,
那味道 像烧着的轮胎
it smells like four burning tires.
姐妹们 我太生气了
Girls, I'm just so mad.
那头猪昨晚撕了我的睡衣
That pig tore up my nightgown last night.
你约会的人都是外国人
The people you date are from foreign countries.
他们玩得就是花啊
They play by different rules.
我说的是猪宝贝
Oh, I'm talking about Baby.
我一开始就不该让这畜生
I never should've let that barnyard beast in my house
住我家
in the first place.
把我的衣服弄脏了 整个房子都是臭的
He ruins my clothes, smells up the whole house,
还喜欢看我洗澡
and he likes to watch me take a shower.
这是猪
He's a pig.
品味当然不同啊
There's no accounting for taste.
我没想到猪宝贝会这么麻烦
I didn't realize Baby was such an inconvenience.
我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
我会打电话给我的亲戚 看看有没有人
I'll call my relatives and see if somebody
能把他接走
can take him off my hands.
他 还有那10万美元
Him, and the $100,000.
记着 布兰琪 那猪随时都会死的
Remember, Blanche, the pig is gonna drop any day.
萝丝
Rose.
回来 亲爱的
Come back here, honey.
我想我可能有点太草率了
I guess maybe I was a little bit too hasty.
猪宝贝并没有那么麻烦
Baby isn't really that much trouble.
这是件旧睡衣了 而且他还挺可爱的
Heck, this is an old nightgown, and, well, he is kind of cute.
他也不是第一个看你洗澡的畜牲了
He's not the first pig to watch you shower,
这是我最后一个关于猪的笑话 我发誓
and that's my last pig joke, I swear it.
那就没事了?他能留下了?
Then it's all right? He can stay?
当然可以 亲爱的
Well, of course he can, honey.
太好了
That's great.
我去告诉他这个好消息
I'll go tell him the good news.
我明天可能要加班了
I won't be able to get off work tomorrow.
谁来喂猪宝贝吃午饭?
Can somebody else give Baby his lunch?
别看我
Don't look at me.
我不干
I won't do it.
为什么?
- Why not?
你们俩的所作所为让我恶心
What you two are doing is making me sick.
和一只肮脏的动物生活在一起
Degrading yourself by living with a filthy animal.
为了什么 钱？
And for what? Money.
这太丢脸了
It's humiliating.
我不想这么干
I don't want any part of it.
-如果我们把你也算进去呢? -他几点吃饭?
- What if we cut you in? - What time does he eat?
姑娘们 快来 猪宝贝倒下了
Girls, girls! Come quick, Baby just collapsed.
10秒钟挣了2万5
25 grand in 10 seconds?
上世纪50年代美国深夜脱口秀之王
现在我知道约翰·卡森的感受了
Now I know how Johnny Carson feels.
宝贝
Baby.
可怜的猪宝贝
Poor Baby.
今天早上他还好好的
This morning he was so full of life,
现在看起来很不好
and now he looks just terrible.
萝丝 亲爱的 别折磨自己了
Rose, honey, don't torture yourself.
猪宝贝已经非常非常老了
Now, Baby is very, very old.
只要上帝创造的生命
Whenever one of God's creatures outlives
超过了正常寿命 随时死去也是正常的
its normal life expectancy, why, it can go any minute.
你说这话的时候能别看我吗?
Would you mind not looking at me when you say that?
有人知道温度计在哪里吗?
Does anybody know where the thermometer is?
在药柜里
Sure, in the medicine cabinet.
- 怎么了 - 我想量一下宝宝的体温
-Why? -I wanna take Baby's temperature.
不过，我不确定猪的正常体温
Although, I'm not sure what the normal
是多少
temperature is for a pig.
我知道325度的火腿很好吃
I know a ham turns out nicely at 325.
噢
Ohhhh.
抱歉 萝丝 我不知道我在说什么
I'm sorry, Rose, I don't know what I'm talking about.
我也很伤心的
I'm delirious with grief.
那你打算怎么处理你那份钱?
So, what are you gonna do with your share of the money?
别这样 布兰琪 猪还没死
Oh, come on, Blanche, the pig isn't dead.
只是病了
He's sick.
我根本没想过要钱
The money never even crossed my mind.
那你拿这些投资银行的宣传册干什么?
Then what were you doing with these EF Hutton brochures?
妈 你从我包里拿的？
Ma, you took those out of my purse.
不 我拿20块的时候他们掉出来的
No, no, they fell out when I was taking out a 20.
我肯定不会把钱投到股票和债券上
I'm sure not putting my money into stocks and bonds.
嘿 这是白捡的钱啊
Hey, this is found money.
当然用来出去嗨了
This is fun money.
到炎热的海滩去看男人
This is hot beaches and sweaty men money.
就算光着身子在地上打滚也好啊
Getting naked and rolling around on the ground money.
就连你花钱都比我好玩
Even your money has more fun than I do.
有钱真好
Boy, it's great being rich.
我真不敢相信我们花了那么多钱
I can't believe we spent so much money
那10万却还没有到手
that we don't have yet.
放松
Relax.
今早我去看宝宝的时候
When I looked in on Baby this morning,
他还有半小时就变成培根了
he was a half hour away from Sizzilean.
萝丝·尼伦德 真是的
Oh! Well, Rose Nylund, shame on you.
和这么一位绅士在一起
With a gentleman caller in the middle of the afternoon.
他不是个绅士
He's not a gentleman caller.
他是兽医 来看宝宝的
He's a veterinarian, here to see Baby.
噢
- Oh.
宝贝怎么样了，医生?
Uh, how is Baby, doc?
我在《新闻周刊》上看到他们把他赶出了海地
I read in Newsweek they ran him out of Haiti.
- 宝贝怎么样? - 恐怕不是很好
How is Baby? Not very well, I'm afraid.
我觉得他没多少时间了
I don't think he has much time left.
那太糟糕了
- Oh, that's too bad.
太惨了
- Tragic.
真可怜
- Terrible.
但还是有希望的
- But there's hope!
-什么？
What?
猪宝贝的身体真的没什么问题
There's really nothing wrong with Baby, physically.
他有心理问题
He has a mental problem.
四个成年女人决定和一头猪住在一起
Four grown women decide to live with a pig,
而他是有心理问题的那个？
and he's the one with the mental problem?
我不认为这是心理问题
Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a mental problem.
当你把动物带离熟悉的环境时
When you take an animal out of its natural environment,
它很难适应新环境
it's not uncommon for it to have a hard time
这并不罕见
adjusting to new surroundings.
你是想告诉我们那头猪是想家了吗?
Are you trying to tell us that that pig is dying of homesickness?
在某种程度上 是的
In a way, yes.
我的建议是让他回到农场
My recommendation is to get him back to the farm.
一旦他回家 他状态会变得更好
Once he's home, he should do a lot better.
非常感谢
- Thank you very much.
谢谢
Thank you.
看来我们别无选择了
Oh, I guess we have no choice.
我会给明尼苏达的亲戚打电话
I'll call my relatives in Minnesota and make arrangements
安排把猪宝贝送到农场去
to send Baby to the farm.
我和你一样失望
I'm just as disappointed as you are!
有只猪住在家里感觉真好
Oh, it's been great having a pig living in the house.
但我们不能影响他的健康 医生是这么说的
But we can't jeopardize Baby's health, the doctor said so.
拜托 他知道什么? 他都不是一个真正的医生
Please, what does he know? He's not a real doctor.
他靠把体温计贴在猫屁股上谋生
He makes his living sticking thermometers up a cat's behind.
我不知道 他看起来很确定
Well, I don't know, he seemed pretty sure.
亲爱的 医生也会犯错
Honey, doctors make mistakes, too.
我还是觉得我们应该送猪宝贝回家
I still think we ought to send Baby home.
萝丝 你知道这里离他家有多远吗
Rose, do you realize how far away home is?
宝贝还生着病
Baby is sick.
光坐飞机就能害死他
Why, the plane trip alone could kill him.
即使他安全到家了
Even if he did get home safely,
谁知道他会得到什么样的护理呢
who knows what kind of care he'd get?
没人比你更爱那头猪了
Nobody loves that pig as much as you do.
和我们一样
As much as we all do.
如果你们都觉得这样最好 我想他应该留下
If you all think it's best, I guess he should stay.
谢谢你这么关心我
Oh, thank you for caring so much.
我想让你知道 那只可怜的 生病的
I want you to know that poor, sick,
无助的猪也很感激你们所做的一切
helpless pig in there appreciates what you're doing, too.
我要去看看猪宝贝
I'm gonna look in on Baby.
你们是我这辈子最好的朋友
You're the best friends I've ever had in my life.
我感觉糟透了
I feel terrible.
我感觉不太好
I feel miserable.
我们去购物吧
Let's go shopping.
桃乐茜
Hi, Dorothy.
噢 布兰琪
Oh, Blanche, Blanche.
我很高兴你回来了
I am so glad you came back.
听着 我得跟你谈谈
- Listen, I have to talk to you.
我也得跟你谈谈
- I have to talk to you, too.
这和钱有关
And it's about the money.
这正是我想跟你说的
That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about.
我一直很担心
I have been so worried.
我们不该这样花这笔钱
The way we've been spending this money is wrong.
布兰琪 我认为也是这样
Blanche, I could not agree with you more.
亲爱的 我整晚都在担心
Honey, I've been up half the night worrying about
我们真是太蠢了 把钱花在了
how foolish we've been, spending all that money
我们根本不需要的小玩意上
on silly little things that we don't need.
我真是松了口气
I am so relieved.
我就知道你会同意
Oh, I just knew you would agree that
把我们的钱合起来买个大件
combining our money to buy one big thing
是最好的主意
was the best idea.
我只希望你喜欢浅蓝色的
I just hope you like it in light blue.
浅蓝色的什么
Like what in light blue?
我们马上出去 索菲娅
- We'll be right out, Sophia.
布兰琪 那是辆奔驰
- Blanche, that's a Mercedes.
我知道啊
- I know it.
你不喜欢吗 这是我们的
Don't you just love it? It's ours.
布兰琪 你不明白
Blanche, you don't understand.
我想放弃这笔钱 把猪宝贝送回家
I wanted to give up the money and send Baby home.
你不能这么做
No, you can't do that.
我们对萝丝撒了谎
We lied to Rose.
我们骗她置一只动物的生命于不顾
We tricked her into jeopardizing the life of an animal,
就为了赚一笔快钱
just to make a fast buck.
我们必须告诉她真相
We have to tell her the truth.
我不能让你这么做
I cannot let you do this.
闪开
Get out of my way.
我想要这辆车
I want that car.
我什么都愿意给你
I will give you anything.
我们得告诉萝丝真相
We have to tell Rose the truth.
我把我的一个儿子给你
I'll give you one of my sons.
这件事我想了很多
I have given this a lot of thought.
我有四个孩子 但从来没有过奔驰车
I have had four kids, I have never had a Mercedes.
你说呢?你想要哪一个?
What do you say? Which one do you want?
毕夫 道格 斯奇皮? 不 别带走斯基皮 他有哮喘
Biff, Doug, Skippy? No, don't take Skippy, he's got asthma.
布兰琪 这已经够过分了
Blanche, this has gone far enough.
萝丝 亲爱的 我想和你谈谈
Rose? Honey, I want to talk to you.
别打扰萝丝了
Now don't bother Rose.
她很忙
She's busy.
好吧
Oh, it's okay.
我只是在翻看以前的家庭相册
I was just thumbing through the old family album.
这是猪宝宝小时候的照片
Here's a picture of Baby when he was younger.
他是不是令人印象深刻? 哦是的 萝丝
Wasn't he an impressive sight? Oh, yes, Rose.
话说如此 谁不是一边吃晚饭
But then again, who isn't when he's caught relieving
一边小便呢？
himself and eating dinner at the same time?
我觉得宝贝今天看起来好多了
Well, I think Baby looks a whole lot better today.
猪不应该是绿色的 布兰琪
A pig isn't supposed to be green, Blanche.
萝丝 我有件事要坦白
Rose, I have a confession to make.
当我说我觉得宝贝不应该回农场时
When I said I thought Baby shouldn't go back to the farm,
我没有想到他
I wasn't thinking of him.
我只是想着我自己
I was thinking of myself.
我是太贪了
I was acting out of greed.
我想要钱
I wanted the money.
-桃乐茜 我太震惊了!
Dorothy, I am shocked!
-哦 我也是!
Oh, so am I!
真不敢相信你骗了我
I can't believe you lied to me.
别对她太苛刻了 萝丝
Well, now don't be too hard on her, Rose.
她这么做可能是出于错误的想法
She may have been doing it for the wrong reason,
但至少这个决定是正确的
at least the decision was right because
因为猪宝贝在这里生活得更好
Baby is better off here.
为什么你们看着我就像我是杀人犯一样
Why ya'll looking at me like I'm a murderer?
这头猪快死了 因为他又老又多病
This pig is dying because he's old and sick.
我才不相信他会因为
I refuse to even entertain the notion that he's slipping away
想家而离开这里
because he's homesick for this godforsaken place.
什么情况
- What's going on?
他认出了布洛特叔叔农场的照片
He recognizes the picture of Uncle Hingeblotter's farm.
我的天啊! 他就是想家了
Oh, my God! He is homesick.
我是个杀人犯
I'm a murderer.
我只是个贪财的废物
I'm nothing but no-good money-grubbing trash.
宝贝 原谅我
Baby, forgive me.
布兰琪 冷静点
Blanche, get a hold of yourself.
萝丝 我向你道歉
Rose, I apologize.
我也是
Rose, so do I.
萝丝 你能原谅我们吗?
Oh, Rose, can you ever forgive us?
萝丝
Rose.
我不知道
- I don't know.
噢亲爱的
- Oh, honey, please.
我们真的很抱歉
We're really sorry.
我可能会原谅你 但我不能代表猪宝贝
Well, I might forgive you, but I can't speak for Baby.
我们能做些什么?
Is there something we can do to smooth things over?
吻一下鼻子应该就行了
Well A kiss on the nose might be a nice gesture.
我永远不会生你们这些蠢货的气
Oh, I never can stay mad at you silly gooses.
-这是怎么了 -妈 猪宝贝要走了
What's going on? Oh, Ma, Baby's going home.
愿他安息
May he rest in peace.
妈 他还没死
Ma, Baby isn't dead.
我们决定送他回农场
We've decided to send him back to the farm
放弃那笔钱
and give up the money.
等一下
Wait a minute.
让我捋一捋
Let me get this straight.
我们和一头脏兮兮的猪住在一起
We lived with a filthy pig in our house,
用信用卡买了一堆我们负担不起的东西
bought a bunch of stuff on credit we can't afford,
现在我们要放弃十万美元
and now we're gonna kiss off 100,000 bucks
就因为那头猪想家了？
because the pig is homesick?
完全正确
That's right.
有时候 生活真的会来次狠的
Sometimes life really bites the big one.
索菲亚
Hi, Sophia.
看来你终于戴上新眼镜了
I see you finally got your new glasses.
是啊 我在街上乞讨来着
Yeah, I also got these to beg for spare
才买了这眼镜
change on the corner.
真是够了
That is enough!
我们不能再这样闷闷不乐了
Now look, we have to stop this moping around.
我们是没有那笔钱了
So we don't have the money anymore.
但是我们仍然有很多值得感激的事情
I mean, we still have a great deal to be thankful for.
我们生活在一个温馨的家
We live in a lovely home,
我们身体健康 拥有彼此
we have our health and each other.
我告诉你真相
I'll tell you the truth.
当我们有钱的时候 我们会做一些疯狂可笑的事情
When we had the money, we did crazy, ridiculous things.
说实话 很高兴它没了
To be honest, I'm glad it's gone.
姐妹们 带走猪宝贝的表妹刚给我们寄了一封信
Girls, my cousin who took Baby just sent us a letter.
是给现金了吗
Please let there be cash in it!
我再也不能忍受贫穷了
I can't stand being poor another day.
噢抱歉
Oh, I'm sorry.
亲爱的萝丝
"Dear Rose.
只是想告诉你 猪宝宝安全到达了
Just wanted to let you know Baby arrived safely.
他真的很高兴回到农场
He was really happy to be back on the farm.
他在这个美好世界上的最后36个小时是..
His last 36 hours on this good earth were
什么？
What? What?
他死了
Baby died.
可怜的猪宝贝
Poor Baby.
可怜的宝贝
Poor Baby!
我看他根本就不想家
Well, I guess he wasn't homesick after all.
只是单纯的老了
Just old.
我从中风中死里逃生 就为了个这个？
And for this I fought my way back from a stroke?
真不敢相信
I cannot believe this.
如果他再在这儿多呆一天半
If he had stayed here another lousy day and a half,
我们就发财了
we'd be rich!
那是什么
What was that?
不 哦 他们来拖走我们的奔驰车了
Oh, no! Oh, they've come to tow away our Mercedes.
现在我真的太伤心了
Oh, now I am really depressed.
我甚至都没机会开上它
I never even got a chance to ride in it.
真是个好主意
Boy, what a great idea.
是不是很豪华
Isn't it luxurious?
引擎很安静
And the engine's so quiet.
那是爱丽丝·费恩鲍姆
There's Alice Feinbaum.
看看她 嫉妒得满脸通红
Look at her, green with envy.
眼睛都直了 费恩鲍姆
Eat your heart out, Feinbaum!
翻译：古镇少年